Yikes. Home again already!

The last two weeks have included, in no particular order:

• Getting extremely drunk, lying on the floor, and making Norwegians laugh with bad Norwegian. Jer er full, og jeg er en agurk. Kan jeg få en øl? Yeah.


• Making a snowboard jump and wasting horribly


• Making a crossbow


• Making a campfire on the beach during a blizzard, at night, drinking rum and singing songs


• Getting drunk some more


• Getting beaten a lot at Dead or Alive 2, but winning at Soul Caliber and Smackdown


• Playing floorball


• Lazing about a lot


• Eating snails


• Applying to some jobs


• Assisting in the consumption of a giant homemade pizza


• Getting drunk a bit more


• Driving a lot (not while drinking, obviously)


• Visiting World's End (Verdens Ende) - it has a restaurant!


• Playing pool and using the jukebox only to have it play at an abnormally loud volume, thus drawing all eyes


• Managing to miss a train 3 times, but getting extra alcohol free with a sob story


• A whole bunch of other awesome stuff that I was too drunk to remember

The last day was particularly fun:
0800 - Drive Alex, Silje's brother, to work
0900 - Shower
1000 - Eat
1100 - Abandon the carefully prepared plan from the night before (made because we *never* stick to verbal plans..), and go on a Magical Mystery Tour to Tønsburg, then through Nøtterøy to Verdens Ende on Tjøme.
1400 - Lunch!
1500 - Back to Tønsburg for a wander around and a bookshop visit
1600 - Pub, pool and jukebox
1900 - Restaurant for snails, wine, and other such yummies
2110 - Back to the carpark... only to find that it's closed, and our car is inside!
2120 - Buy train tickets back to Sandefjord: next train in 55 mins, we missed the 15 past.
2125 - Find a chinese restuarant that serves beer, via a vist to the YHA in Tønsburg.
2215 - Run to the train station just in time to miss the train.
2220 - Wander to a bar for another drink
2300 - Leave in plenty of time to get to the station
2330 - Miss the train. Again.
0010 - Having stayed on the platform, we actually get this train
0040 - Arrive at Sandefjord, stumble around arm in arm to find another bar. More drinks, more pool.
0130 - Taxi back to Silje's house
0200 - Retrieve Jegermesiter in a mission of extreme cunning
0300 - Lars and Oda arrive, we stock Lars' car with firewood and sausages and head off into the rainy night.
0330 - Arrive on a beach and proceed to make a fire, drink Jeger, eat sausages, and talk all night
0700 - Watch the sunrise
0730 - Skim stones on the ocean (record: 6 skips)
0830 - Head back to Sandefjord train station soaking wet and freezing cold, and horribly sober
0840 - Buy train tickets back to Tønsburg
1000 - Arrive in Tønsburg, get car, drive back to Sandefjord
1100 - Arrive back at Silje's house, have a nice looooong warm shower
1200 - Eat some food, pack bags
1300 - Arrive at the airport
1400 - Leave Norway
1700 - Meet Jonathan in London for a quick KFC lunch
2130 - Get Home

All in all, a rather awesome two weeks, methinks. Now to progress with Life™.