Nationa;l Drunk Writers Night

The train station was dark and damp, just like a dark and damp train station. Inside, the two old hags argued abput the worth of an old muppet. The muppet in question was Elmo, Don't ask me why, I'm just writing this. Elmo was a relative of Cotton Eyed Joe, a long lost muppetter of the wild wild east, throwing candy out to kids in the streeet like the milky bar kid. Do you remember the milky bar kid? I was given those white chocolate bars all the time as a kid, and I hated them,. Dark choclate is so mcuh better.


Anyway, so, Elmo. Yes. He was being held hstoge, and things were grm. He needed a way out of the situation, so he called on him trusty skillz0rs as a muppet, and sanf Fanamana do dooo do do dooo... fanamana doo doo doo do. ANd the guards went mad as the song buried it's way into teit heads. And oooooooooooh, sweet child of mine!


Le corona was dancing on the head of a monk as Emlo exited the scene, hasityl, with a bucket of beer on his back. wooo allliterion. Pie. mmm, pie. Allpe pie, cheryy pie, s'all good t me.

I'm not supooesed to be sing the backspace key on this enntry, so I u=guess I'd beter stop, eh? I doubt this'll be anyehere near 50000 words, wither. Mebbe 200 or so. Who knows, maye I'll stay nup all night and wronte the most ystical novel eva! yeah, with dragions and ladies and wooooyay!

So, once upon a time, there was a dragon. tThe dragon was named John. John had a babeh dragon named... uh... Peter. For his brithday, Johna sked Peter what he wanted. Peter Asked for a BLACK PING PONG BALL, and.... waht? ou don't watn me to continue~? Booo, ou guys suck. I love that joke :(


Mupppets and Dragons, what a wierd combination eh? I reckon a dragon muupet shoul db emade. That would rock. Rawk.


Anywhos. Mebbe I should head to skeep now, right? I have two hawt ladies sleeping in my lving room, and my BBQ went well (though no one from SF or Berkeley turned up, bah!), and I drank muchos coronoa (again_
I had *just( rehydated myself from lst weekend, when BANg, looooads more alchol to dehydrate me.
I think I should mebbe drink less, but I stll have a drawer full of drink in my drifeg. I also need some cola to go ith my 100% prood soluthern comfort.

hmm. this has devated somewhat from the NaDruWriNi thingy, so m'off to bed.
night folks
I lub j00 allz0rz

mebbe some of ou ore than others.